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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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Edited by Toometh: 5/30/2015 12:42:28 AMMine are : [b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]-[i]YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE to-Scratched behind a buckle.[/i] [b]Super Pox VLO[/b]- [i]Found in a null-g hangar,alongside 14 limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses.[/i] [b]Bad Juju[/b]-[i]If you believe your weapon wants to murder all of existence, then it will.-Toland the Shattered[/i] [b]Red Death-[/b][i]Vanguard Policy urges guardians to destroy this weapon on sight. It is a Guardian killer.[/i] [b]Vision of Confluence-[/b][i]What you have seen will mark you forever. [/i] [b]Praetorian Foil-[/b][i]Erase the Future. [/i] [b]Praedyth's Revenge-[/b][i]Praedyth's fall isn't over yet-because it hasn't happened yet-and it will happen again.[/i] [b]Praedyths Timepiece-[/b][i]He skipped like a stone on time's ocean. [/i] [b]The Ram-[/b][i]...PRAISE ME...[/i](such creepy looks on it. I luv it. ) [b]Black Hammer-[/b][i]I cannot permit you to exist. [/i] [b]Hunger of Crota-[/b][i]Would you defy me?I am the eater hope. [/i] [b]Kabr's Wrath-[/b][i]I fell asleep in the armour last night. I awoke to my heart beating to an unknown rhythm. [/i]
