Yo mama is so ugly, the Gorgons take out a mirror to kill themselves. Yo mama is so ugly, when she strolled into the Black Garden's heart room she gave it a heart attack. Yo mama is so fat, Phogoth wishes she was his wife Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't fit through the time stream Yo mama is so fat, Crota couldn't kill her with his sword Yo mama is so ugly, she is worshipped by the Hive as a goddess stronger than Oryx. Yo mama is so fat, she thought that the Traveler was a Gumdrop Yo mama is so fat, she eats the Darkness for breakfast Yo mama is so fat, 29,000 Gjallarhorns couldn't even phase her Yo mama is so fat, the Gorgons can see her from space Yo mama is so fat, she is worshipped by the Cabal for being fatter than them. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that Dregs were edible Yo mama is so fat, the universe orbits her Yo mama is so fat, the planets travel to her