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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams:
3/13/2015 2:38:12 AM
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*Approaches entrance to empire*
I've returned, once again.
I seek entry, I'm from the dojo.
I would like to examine the damage caused by the recent Lenny attack, albeit very minimal damage.
*Waits*
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Uhh…You need to talk to Freddy The Teddy for an ID.
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I see... May you call for him? I'm not in the position to do so, it would seem.
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*walks out rifle in hand, scanning surroundings for any hostiles* You requested me? *lowers rifle*
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*Kneels on one knee* I seek entry, sire. As you know, Lennys are a constant danger to the dojo as well. I would examine the damage caused by the battle, to see if it correlates with damages previously caused at the dojo. If you would allow it, of course.
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you may enter, but be warned... *guards surround the entrance but open up to allow passage* Come, it is not safe out here...
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/13/2015 2:59:14 AMYou will have no trouble from me, sire. *Enters* Thank you, sirah. I beg your pardon, but could you direct me to where the abundance of damage was done? I would like to get started immediately, as not to bother the residents.
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*opens maintenance hatch* Over here *leads you through the compact corridor*
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Sirah, I was told the damage was done in the Outer District. Shall I go here, instead?
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The outer district is accessible through here
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/13/2015 3:18:54 AMAh, I see. Very well. *Enters maintenance hatch*
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*leads you through the narrow hall* It's just around this corner
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*Turns corner* Where is the hatch we may use to exit? May you open it?
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*points above you*
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Thank you, sirah. I bid you farewell, for now. *Climbs to maintenance hatch* Shall I speak to you again when I am ready to leave the city?
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*quickly leaves to answer a distress signal*
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*Sees you running off* I'm sure it must be important... I'll look for him, regardless. *Arrives in Outer District, begins examining the site of the previous battle*
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*walks up to* Ah I can tell you that. It was mostly done to outer district. A shop was collapse, a few buildings damaged with these strange splatter marks, and part of the outer walls collapsed. *points in direction*
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Thank you, sire. I shall begin examining the site immediately. I most warn you however, I am of no scientist or researcher of sorts. So do try and not expect an official written report on my findings. I ventured here on my own accord, to see the relation between the attacks for myself. Regardless of that, I beg your leave, as I must make my way to the battle site. Thank you, once again. If I am needed further, do not hesitate to call upon me. *Leaves to outer district*
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Research is going well.
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What did you find doc?
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Lenny's appear to have a unique genetic trait that, when causing others aggression or being overtly sexual, release massive amounts of dopamine. The concept of a weapon is ridiculously simple: repress the gene, and the lennys become docile, due to a lack of gained dopamine. Armor to prevent Lenny's could be made up of a reflective material, causing the lennys to feel their own trolling and die out.
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Or, we could toss a picture of booty into a black hole and never see them again
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