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originally posted in: why do hunters have gjallarhorns...
3/13/2015 1:55:21 AM
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Hunters were to small to fight. A single punch in the crotch would leave a hunters ovaries broken. They are rewarded because (this is fact and well documented by master Rahool) when the battle was going on, because they were unable to fight, they cooked and cleaned. They gave back massages and some were known to dress up as women and conducted dance routines as entertainment. To this day every Hunter has a camel toe. This camel toe helps in pvp. As many opponents are distracted when the camel toe is seen. Giving the small Hunter enough time to stab, go invisible, and run to safety.
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