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3/13/2015 1:20:14 AM
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Shhh... It's okay I'll be your queen. Errr, king. Princess? Shit. Dirty role play joke gone wrong.
English
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Ok my queen I shall be your handsome knight
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Okay, my valiant knight in shining armour. Armour may or may not just be doused in water. What shall you do to me- I mean do for me first? I'm sorry, it is quite unorthodox for my English to be out of place... *blushes*
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Follow me my queen
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*follows* *whispers* I still got that explosive. Still a bad dick joke. So don't try to eat me, I'll bite back. In the form of shrapnel and fire. *continues walking*
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* you fall into a trap door and into spikes* * I come and eat you* [spoiler] how'd you know [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You have a habit of leading me to a room and eating me. Wait...[/spoiler] *beeping sound* Insert one liner here. *explosives go off as you eat me* ... *body turns into ash then starts reforming* *becomes fully formed* [spoiler]IM GONNA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REEEEMIX THEN I'LL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOEEEENIX Yes, Fall Out Boy. Don't ask. [/spoiler]
