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Would you like me to be your baby? *Insert Lenny*
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Oh yes pls!
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Well too bad, Now -blam!- off before I erase you're ass.
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Mmm I want you to
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{•-•}... [spoiler]*Gives you a hug*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Looks you in the eyes*[/spoiler] [spoiler]I love you.[/spoiler] [spoiler]AS A FRIEND.[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Breaks your heart*[/spoiler]
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would treated you like a queen ;-; [spoiler]Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/spoiler]
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*plays King for a Day* *replaces all "king" in song with "queen"*
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*cries even more*
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Shhh... It's okay I'll be your queen. Errr, king. Princess? Shit. Dirty role play joke gone wrong.
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Ok my queen I shall be your handsome knight
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Okay, my valiant knight in shining armour. Armour may or may not just be doused in water. What shall you do to me- I mean do for me first? I'm sorry, it is quite unorthodox for my English to be out of place... *blushes*
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Follow me my queen
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*follows* *whispers* I still got that explosive. Still a bad dick joke. So don't try to eat me, I'll bite back. In the form of shrapnel and fire. *continues walking*
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* you fall into a trap door and into spikes* * I come and eat you* [spoiler] how'd you know [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You have a habit of leading me to a room and eating me. Wait...[/spoiler] *beeping sound* Insert one liner here. *explosives go off as you eat me* ... *body turns into ash then starts reforming* *becomes fully formed* [spoiler]IM GONNA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REEEEMIX THEN I'LL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOEEEENIX Yes, Fall Out Boy. Don't ask. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]King BTW,[/spoiler] [spoiler]Im sorry princess.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I just don't feel it.[/spoiler] [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] princess?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you want me to be, I guess [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yeah[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because your a fgt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Now go do whatever it is Whitigoh's do.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] ok but a fgt only for you [/spoiler] [spoiler] ok I shall go steal and eat things [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*Conveniently leaves random bottle and bag of chips on counter*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] * steals conveniently place food and drink *[/spoiler]