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Edited by Inflatablepants:
3/12/2015 1:09:34 PM
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*flys down*
HEY EMPIRE!!
Thought I'd move here and sell some goods!
So basically I sell enchanted pants...
These pants grant you special abilitys that you can decide for yourself!
Of course I will make modifications if the pair you choose is too OP.
I accept currency and trade but preferably trade!
[spoiler]you can wear these under any type of gear you have[/spoiler]
SO!
Name your price.
Give me your suggestion.
LETS DO BUISNESS!
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Ok how bout active camo pants?
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Yes! *digs through bag* Almost didn't see them! *hands pair of black yet slightly translucent pants* These will give you the ability to camo. Of course your not completely invisible. But it will definitely give you the element of surprise for the untrained eye.
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Great thanks!
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Anything for a fellow spec ops member!
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Do you have any pants that attract customers and/or make people want to eat bread?
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Yes! The bread part I should be able to do! *digs through bag* Here! *gives pants that look like bread* This will make people crave bread when they see it. But it won't necessarily make them but it. The human mind is a fickle thing.
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Yes! How much do I owe you?
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You know what?! I like you! Take them for free! I don't know anyone else who could use them better!
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Thank you!
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Free Samples are more than possible!
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*looks through pants*
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*manages inventory*
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DO NOT sell to Felix. He is under watch right now *looks through binoculars*
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Ya I am aware he is an enemy of the state. Can I sell you pants? Trust me. You won't regret it
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Sure. What kind of pants do you have?
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You can decide! I'll see what I have!
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Anything that can boost overall stamina and endurance would be much appreciated. If you'll take the time to meticulously carve out this pair, I'll happily repay you in any way I can.
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Nononono. I know who you are.... Are you currently an enemy of the empire?
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*exasperated sigh* That was a misunderstanding. We're on the same side for the time being.
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JFK says otherwise.... I would love to sell to you but I cannot risk breaking the new alliance between the dojo and the empire
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Ask teddy, if he says no, then I'll leave. *Takes a bite out of bread*
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JFKJFK11
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I skeptical........ I'll have to to talk with Freddy about you.......
