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Q: What is the definition of Confidence? A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby!
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Necrobump
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Q: Whats black and eats pussy? A: Cervical cancer!
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Q: Why don't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork