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3/10/2015 4:09:45 PM
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*enters bar once again*
* tries to start conversation*
* cries bcuz he got friendzoned by crush*
*dies of flu*
The end...
English
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*serves random drink to dead body*
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*steals*
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*revives just to take his drink back* *drinks drink entirely* *dies again*
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*eats you*
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*revives again before getting eaten* *looks at you in the face awkwardly* * tries to get away* *trips over a his own shoelaces* *dies once again*
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*continues to eat body *
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*comes out of the body after 5 hours* *comes out as fecal matter* *smells really bad* *gets flushed* END OF THE STORY..... [spoiler]:'( [/spoiler]
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*takes body*
