I'm -blam!-ing sick of your game.
The damned crucible.
i hate it, everything takes skill and it's too unique.
I hate the stupid raid. I have to work as a team in unique situations. why dont you just make a big carrot on a stick for us to chase?
why do you keep making new content? ive already paid for this game. just stop with the patches already. my hard drive can't handle it.
and why do we need deej to do stuff for us? you all read everything we say im sure. maybe if youd stop developing patches you could catch up. i dont like deej anyways, hes too friendly and up front about stuff.
i bet hes hiding something. maybe hes a furry.
i hate this game, bungee. im gonna buy angry birds: modern warfare when it comes out, this games dead.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.