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3/10/2015 1:08:44 AM
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*Phone starts ringing*
*Wakes from alcohol coma on the pool table*
*Steps outside*
*Waits for 15 min*
*Walks to bar restroom with girlfriend*
[spoiler]*Lots of noise comes from restroom*[/spoiler]
English
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Want me to, uh, clean up after you're finished?
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Yeah you'll have to clean up all the body parts
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Thanks for the heads up...
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*i look and see he is eating his gf*
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Yeah I am. [spoiler]Eating her out.[/spoiler]
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*steals her * [spoiler]V2HD made me do it[/spoiler]
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*Snaps neck and tosses outside* [spoiler]*Takes her back to restroom*[/spoiler]
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*snaps neck back* *follows and watches * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Go steal her, Whiti. [spoiler]Or a piece of her.[/spoiler]
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Already did
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Good going.
