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Edited by Baenaenae: 10/11/2015 3:52:26 AM
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Wanna start an empire?

--------------------------------------------------- Empire has started ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Jobs will be going up soon. It's settled, the empire is in the middle of a mountain range. The mountains will be heavily guarded. We have a pretty good army and some people off to the side. We have assassins and executioner. We have a leader for the elite guard. We need more members for the elite guard. The elite guard are high up. Also, we have a lot of captains, commanders, and generals. We need more people as just like grunts. These people can have multiple jobs so it doesn't get boring. Oh yeah, we need a warden. This man will find and keep track of bad people and those that go against the empire and call an execution. Officer Paiin is the executioner and high up in the ranks so respect him. We have a scout too. Scouts can do things outside of the empire as well as inside. Also, I don't know how to make a group but I will be getting to that soon. I will be getting the job list up sometime today or tomorrow so once that goes up, carry on with your job. Job list going up today. I've been very busy lately. Also Alduin is a traitor, I encourage you to attack him on sight. Also freddy the Teddy is commander of the elite guard. So you know what to do. EMPIRE IS BACK --------/---------/--------/---------/----------/--- K a lot of shit has happened recently. Around march 16th the empire was sent into dark times by Lenny supporters. However, these were no ordinary Lenny supporters, these were traitors. Dragoborn Døøb has been seen supporting the Lennys. He assisted the attack. Tom Brady is a fūcking annoying douche and should just be muted. Once you mute him, rebuild the empire and we shall rise to power. Also this is my robot bounty hunter. He does my bidding and has nothing to lose. As long as you aren't on his list, you're fine. http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/197/b/9/galaxy_saga___hunter__advanced__by_james_face-d6dprvk.jpg Standard front line scout: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4d/36/fe/4d36fed26000722d60ed480044345117.jpg Ok, we are going futuristic. Everyone will wear exo suits and stuff. we are gonna build an army. it will have robots, mechs, animals, and armed men. please show me what you think the standard mech should look like. we will also be getting into more magic-like stuff soon. -blam!- the job lists. too many people. too little time. I'm gonna put up important people like the head scout, supreme commander, commander of elite guard, executioner, and a couple others. these special guys have permission given by myself, the emperor, to approve applications to join the empire and give out orders that are not too extreme. extreme orders like the call for war should be left in the hands of the emperor and his council. space exploration is going well, we need an official armada with a giant oddly shaped ship in the middle. no one but myself and the council, if this armada is approved, will know what this "ship" does. Most recent edit october something twany fifteen: sup guise

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  • Ooo is.there.an vacancies

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    • Edited by majir bardock: 3/31/2015 4:25:05 PM
      *The new Executor-class Imperial Dreadnought has recently been added to the Navy.* The Executor-class has over 5,000 weapons emplacements, including turbolasers, assault concussion missile launchers, and ion cannons.. With warships being able to direct all power to their energy weapons, the Executor-class has at least 100 times more firepower than an average Imperial-class destroyer. A minimum of 1400 starfighters are carried onboard Executor-class vessels; but the massive hangars can hold thousands. In addition to fighters, the Executor-class also carries a large number of landing craft, dropships, ground armor and two prefabricated garrison bases. At least three hangar bays were located on the portside, several underneath the vessel and multi-level fighter bays deep inside the main superstructure. The class had an internal Beltway cargo handling system. The internal freight shaft went from the stern to the prow of the battleship, equipped with a tracked hauler that can carry large loads throughout the vessel.

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    • *a black combat mech circles over the city* *incoming radio trannsmission* sir, we will try to get some combat mechs to patrol the area to defend the incoming war with the cauldron. *end transmission*

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      • *patrols the empires walls*

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      • Wow Empire is having a hard week. Is there ever any peace? Why can't we all just have a meal together and let bygones be bygones?

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        • Edited by Wretched Cain: 3/31/2015 5:12:18 AM
          [Incoming Message] [Sender: The Cauldron] [Recipient: {Empire}{Edgewater}{Lenny Sovereignty}{Moon Colony ([u]/!\[/u]WARNING[u]/!\[/u]No recipient found)] [ALERT: MESSAGE HAS BEEN MARKED AS {Urgent}{Pre-Recorded}] ...///AS OF [Tuesday, March 31 {12:00 AM}] THE DEMISE OF [Callsign: The Mind] HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED AND RECOGNIZED BY THE IGNUS SPECIES. DUE TO YOUR [Indirect/Direct involvement], THE FOLLOWING AREAS HAVE BEEN SLATED FOR WAR, AND FURTHERMORE, DESTRUCTION: [The Empire] [Edgewater] [Lenny Sovereignty] [Moon Colony (Confirmation?)] THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND FINAL WARNING. REPLAY? Y/N

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          • This is the funniest post I've read so far.

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            • HI there. as you might see i amde an uprising PLot in order to try to bring soem activity here but it appears that this palce prefers to fall on the pits of not trendign from what i udnerstand from Freddys actitude. I wll try to figure out a better story next time. And jsut try not to blindly follow freddy into the aviss of callign epeopel fgt like an idiot

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              • *uses a UAV to watch over the CIty* hm...........sure as hell need to check on clients before selling.

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                • The Kennys have wiped out most Lenny Forces. Then we're on to you. And we are sending a squadron to negotiate right now. (<>_<>) (<>_<>) (<>_<>) (<>_<>) (<>_<>)

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                  • *a transimmsion is spread* *general Vladdoff* We have your KING AND WE WILLE XECUTE HIM SO WE CAN LL HAIL HITLER IN OUR BRGHT RACSIST COMMUNIST FASCIST NEW COUNTRY!!!!!!1

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                    • THis comment is desinged jsut to piss of Freddy, HI THERE AMA DANCING *gangam style*

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                      • *the elite guard now handcuff and line everybody involved in the uprising in the plaza* *elite guard pick off any stragglers*

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                        • Edited by TheFear: 3/31/2015 4:14:22 AM
                          Pulls handgun out Points it at head Pulls trigger Brain matter goes everywhere

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                          • What. The f*ck. *sees what is happening* Noooooope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope- *you hear the nopes getting fainter as I walk away* -nope nope nope already has enough bullshit to deal with and I gotta wake up early tomorrow nope nope nope nope- *passes fighting* -nope nope nope nope nope-

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                            • Mute all those involved in the uprising... Salazar is an enemy to the empire so call him a fgt, mute him, and a bounty is set on his head...

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                            • [DANGER] [OPERATION 1-377A]

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                              • *Walks in* *Runs to wife and son* [i]YOU WERE GONE! FOR A MONTH![/i] I'm sorry, but I'm here now. *Kisses wife*

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                                • Dear diary, As of 48 hours ago I was named General of Special Operations by Commander Freddy the Teddy on a Video chat while he was dead. After he named me a general he gave me a very delicious cookie. -ShapedOrc, General of Special Operations, as of 48 hours ago

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                                  • I don't know how this riot started or why the elite guard follow vex's orders but this needs to stop.. Salazar, leave at once... Your not welcome here... Ever.... I don't encourage violence but this is blunt and rude...

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                                    • *The Pipila detonates a kamikze Bosonic bomb destroying the main door of the central buidling* *terrorists start hroding the central buidling*

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                                      • [[b]SUPREME COMMANDER REPORT[/b]] A city is currently under attack by terrorists, take them out swiftly.

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                                        • *a explotion is heard coooming from a factory* [spoiler]LETS GET THE EMPIRE ACTIVE AGAIN![/spoiler]

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                                          • Poverty and unemployment is under 1%

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                                            • Edited by majir bardock: 3/30/2015 8:47:44 PM
                                              *The Eclipse Dreadnought is a new addition to the Empires Navy.* The Eclipse-class is 15 Kilometers in length. The most deadly weapon carried by Eclipse-class ships is an axial superlaser. This superlaser is part of the pinnacle of Imperial destruction in the fleets. An Eclipse's superlaser easily had the power to destroy other Super Dreadnoughts, as some have found out firsthand. Destroying other ships however, doesn't show the extent of the Eclipse's superlaser's power. These weapons were capable of slashing through any planetary shield to crack open a planet's crust and sear the entire landmass. The massive superlaser is more widely used to destroy enemy capital ships and space stations during combat. The class benefited from the most significant weaponry-improvements of the last few upgrades. This included gravity well projectors and improved ion cannons. Additionally, these behemoths are armed with hundreds of heavy laser and turbolaser mountings. In addition to its firepower, the Eclipse-class's armor and shields were so powerful that it could ram enemy ships without any risk of taking damage, and without hesitance. An Eclipse-class vessel carries 600 Imperial interceptors and 96 Imperial Bombers, divided into 58 squadrons; for ground assault, they carried 150,000 Imperial soldiers, 100 Maulers, 200 Gunships and five prefabricated bases. The hangars are located at the sides of the vessel, with the fore and aft launch bays closely spaced underneath this area, towards the middle of the ship.

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                                              • Well, um I'm the new guard/janitor soo uh I'm gonna be helping out here and getting some work done soo yea

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