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3/8/2015 2:38:02 AM
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Well, lie down for a minute. I'll try and make it as painless as possible.
[spoiler]O bby.[/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) does it have to be painless?
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Of course not... just relax. [spoiler]*Walks over to you...*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Makes you lie down...*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Takes out scalpel and makes painful incursion into your body*[/spoiler]
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Yes... It hurts so good
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[spoiler]*Drives scalpel deeper into skin.*[/spoiler] [spoiler]I think I hit an artery... no matter.[/spoiler]
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*lays there in pure bliss *
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 3:05:42 AM[spoiler]I think I found the broom![/spoiler] [spoiler]Okay, take a deep brea-[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Rips broom out of body, it is covered in blood and guts*[/spoiler] [spoiler]Uh...[/spoiler] [spoiler]You, uh, okay...?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] ahh perfectly fine [/spoiler]
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That's... good... Just... don't swallow anymore of my equipment.
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I'll try not to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*Sighs* Shouldn't you be stealing someone's drink? I think I just saw someone order something...
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Most certainly, *steals broom*
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*Stabs in knee with scalpel* *Takes broom* [spoiler]*Stabs in other knee, for good measure.*[/spoiler]
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*lays on ground * You just want to keep me here don't you?
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*Stabs in neck* Yes, yes I do. Permanently, I may add. Here, have a drink. [spoiler]*Hands glass of bleach*[/spoiler]
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*steals drink* I hope its poison
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Why don't you try it, and find out?
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Of course, my dear
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Go on. I'm waiting. [spoiler]Drink it all, as well.[/spoiler]
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*drinks* Ok I see you get enjoyment by watching people drink
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Indeed I do. Why do you think I became employed here? To watch people drink. [spoiler]Is it any good?[/spoiler]
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It's good... No it's magnificent
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 4:12:00 AMGlad to hear it. Now, I haven't mopped the floors today, so you'll have to excuse me. *Glares at you* *Begins mopping floors*
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I'll let you keep that mop... For now. Goodbye, my dear
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 4:14:56 AM*Continues glaring at you* Bye. For the time being.
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Get Whitigohs guts cleaned up
