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3/5/2015 2:15:05 AM
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Basements off limits at the moment guys, I'd suggest not to go down there. Either UlcaM or the gargoyle dude will rip your head off
[spoiler][i]Literally[/i][/spoiler]
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*Sends headless robot to check out basement*
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*Jumps down into basement* -blam!- YOUR RULES!
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UlcaM's orders bro, just goin along with what he wants
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*Grabs by neck collar and drags you back up* Get your ass back up here. He's got this.
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*Spears, throws at a wall, and beats with gravity hammer. Then goes back to the basement*
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*Is in pain* I don't think so. *Grabs again* I said... *Pulls up and slams against wall* Get up here!
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*Kicks out both your knees, smashes your legs, and slams you around like a ragdoll. Then opens a portal to hell and throws you in, followed by a tank. Closes portal*
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*Uses biotics to open portal* Nice try. *Puts suit in stasis lock* *Sticks hidden blade into seam on facial part of armor* *Pulls faceplate off* *Delivers heavy punch to unprotected face*
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[spoiler]The portals are controlled by me, because I am Satan and I run Hell. My armor has been modified to resist any outside influences on it's operation. And and andly and.... Nanotech is self repairing, and I've added that to my suit. Gotta make my containment vessel strong bruh.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]GG bruh.[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Gives up*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]GG Broski[/spoiler]
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Fletch it's time for me to point it out... [spoiler]YOU...[/spoiler] [spoiler]...ARE A HIPSTER![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Broski is a reference to WWE Superstar Zack Ryder, who calls his followers and friends Broski's.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Zack Ryder is a hipster.[/spoiler] [spoiler]And so are you.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Zack Ryder is a piece of shit, the only thing I like about him is the Broski phrase. Other than that he can GET -blam!-ED![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I don't like him either.[/spoiler] [spoiler]He's a hipster.[/spoiler] [spoiler]And so are you.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Eat a big ol bag of dicks![/spoiler] *Assaults you with Zack Ryder's comatose body*
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Edited by KandrosN7: 3/5/2015 4:08:47 AM*Sits up after assault and yells* [spoiler]WOO WOO WOO[/spoiler] [spoiler]JK JK. Not even satan wants to be in that assholes presence.[/spoiler]
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We've already established that I want nothing to do with him.
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[spoiler]WOO WOO WOO[/spoiler]
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*Beats with Zack Ryder until he dies*
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*Gets back up after death* Well that was interesting. *Walks back to bar counter*
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[spoiler]not a good idea to attack Fletch...[/spoiler]
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I'm not attacking him.
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Edited by DethByWoodChuk: 3/5/2015 2:57:56 AMI think it's generally not a good idea to get near him...
