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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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2 RepliesBut it's summer
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Bitches, hello? Leave before they get there.
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Edited by AggressiveBacon: 7/15/2015 4:10:52 AMStuff. Also hide in the ceiling and watch security cameras to see what is happening (the besieges being gunned down by my old Spanish teacher as she insults them in Spanish.
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I would get the whole school to raid the cafeteria and when they walk in yell FOOD FIGHT
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Call amazon and have them fly me a gun in with there new delivery drones *so and so report to the front desk you have a package* *carries package to roof* *unwraps a mountable 50 cal fully auto LMG* Come at me bro
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Get to the AP chem room with all the [i]really[/i] nasty chemicals and make some quick hand grenades esque items, arm the student body, and have a remake of home alone.
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6 RepliesStep 1: Grab Nerf gun Step 2: Go down in a blaze of glory Step 3: Profit
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Good thing there's nothing in my locker
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1 ReplyI would barricade rooms, run to the lunch room and grab all of the knives there. Then, I would sneak around since I'm basically a human squirrel, and I would try to find one of the assailants. Then I would kill the first one I saw, throwing something at the bathroom door, getting him to move there. I would throw a knife at him, then bum rush him. I would pick up his gun, shoot a single bullet into the bathroom and attract everyone there. I would then proceed to 360 no scope every thing will drinking Mountain Doritos. (A combination between Mountain Dew and Doritos) Then, I would put on sunglasses and go to the roof, shooting everywhere like a boss.
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Grab the gun out of that emo kids locker and kill the attackers.
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[b] [/b]
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Find him or her and tell them where the teachers are
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2 RepliesGet the milk bottles and sell it to them. For a high price, it will show them your dominance.
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See how much shit I can get away with. And I mean [i]ANYTHING.[/i]
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Find my friend that can turn a ballpoint pen into a blow gun. Let's go mother-blam!-ers.
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If its one assailant I join his killing spree.
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Hide around and watch as everybody gets shreked as I team up with the besiegers
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Stick it in the reacher, #yolo
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One assailant is going to besiege the entire school?
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I would hide in the ceiling
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Quickly watch an episode of Cory in the house before I get no scoped.
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1 ReplyWait why would we care if the school is being attacked. We all hate school. I know they would try to kill me but ya know I would show off my guns and they would accept me as one of their own
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I would slap them and then Titan bubble brawl
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1 ReplyGet all of the gang bangers at my school to come together and kill the invaders
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Kick some serious ass
