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3/2/2015 8:24:50 PM
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*walks into bar covered in blood with multiple sword and bullet wounds*
The Desticle stampede...is
*Falls to knees*
....Dead.
*Falls down unconscious*
English
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*stabs with a stimpak, pours really strong whiskey/coffee mix down throat* Noooope, no unconscious people in the bar!..
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*Carries body to my room*
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*Becomes alert* Put me [i]down[/i].
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Edited by whitigoh: 3/2/2015 8:46:40 PM*is carrying you like a princess* Shh, go to bed my dear
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*Gets down* Get the -blam!- off me! *Cuts both hands off*
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*blood squirting everywhere, all over your face*
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*Kicks to floor* *Plunges both blades into chest*
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Come on *helps you to a spare room in the plants* you should be alright in here
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*Falls asleep in plants*
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*puts note on door* says "tell me if you need anything, and the door labeled 'bar' is the way out"
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*body starts eating swords*
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Here you can have em. *Initiates self destruct*
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I was trying to help, why am I so misunderstood I'm such a great person
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{ •-•}... [spoiler]*Continues drinking*[/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]*steals drink*[/spoiler]
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*Pours another...*
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*pours yet another*
