{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
3/2/2015 2:54:42 AM
16
*Busts through bar doors on a dark and stormy night, panting, out of breath* UlcaM!?
*pant* *cough* Where is he?
English
-
I think he's dead... Either that or he's -blam!-ing Julie in the back room... Either way, he isn't here right now
-
Damn. When does he get back?
-
I dunno. Sometimes he just disappears for a few hours
-
This is bad. *pant, gasp* This is really bad, Quiggles.
-
Why? What happened?
-
It's a coup, man. *gasp* DeeJ- *pant* -betrayed us.
-
I knew this day would come. Come now take a seat and we'll get you something to drink. Here *gives pint of everything*
-
*sip* Thanks. *stops to catch breath* I figured it out. It was all orchestrated. The B.net shutdown. The Desticles. Even the Lenny's and Emma's. And now countless Gmail sign-ins being refused. It's The Flood. They're [i]purging[/i] us.
-
Wait... How didn't you pass out?
-
Too much adrenaline-and I'm cyborg remember?-but, listen! The Flood are in danger! Soon it'll be just be Desticles. Desticles, everywhere!
-
Nope! If you don't pass out from a pint of everything, I can't help you.
-
[b]HELP YOURSELF, MAN[/b]! Don't you understand what this means? The Flood is an endangered species now. Soon there won't be any left.
-
Shhhhhh... Just go sleep *enters emergency shut off code* shhhhhh
-
[b]NOO[/b]Oooo...
-
NO! ;_;
-
Edited by KandrosN7: 3/2/2015 3:34:45 AMI'Il see DeeJ put in the ground for this.
