Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Three daughters sitting at home decide to ask their mother how they got their names. The oldest, Rose, asks: [i]"mum why am I called rose?"[/i] Mum replies: [i]"My dear beautiful rose when you were born a rose petal fell from your fathers flowers and landed on your forehead"[/i] The second, Brie, asks the same: [i]"Mum what about me?"[/i] Mum replies: [i]"My sweet Brie, when you were born a little bit of cheese from your fathers lunch fell onto your forehead" [/i] The third eager to find out her story too starts to ask: [i]"Gurgle gurgle gurgle mum-meh?"[/i] Mum replies: [i]"Oh shut up Beerfridge!"[/i]