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Comment and I will AYA.

Instead of a selfish AMA thread, I decided I'll ask the questions. Post and I will ask you anything. [spoiler]Warning: Questions may be questionable, comment at your own risk. Do not question these questionable questions for they have feelings that would be hurt. If butt hurt takes place and you feel the need to scream please do so very loudly and then violently apply Level 4 Military Grade Butt Cream directly to your anus. If butt hurt proceeds for more then four hours, turn off your computer, burn it with napalm, take off all your cloths, spread creamy peanut butter on your nipples with a katana, and cuddle a penguin until you die of spontaneous combustion. The questions cannot be blamed for the butt hurt caused from your reading of them thus making it your fault. Thank you and have a nice day. ^-^[/spoiler] EDIT: Sorry I couldn't reply as often. My iPod hasn't been... working well because... [url=http://imgur.com/acqVtgy.jpg]reasons[/url] so I have to use a computer until I get a new one. Why is everyone answering these seriously?

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  • It was the summer of 63 and the LSD was telepathic. It spoke to me, it said "a blotter on the eyes opens a third one up." I thought well shit havin three eyes is better than one. So I did what the voice said and I asked when I'd be able to see. The voice reappeared, it said "lift up your arms, point them into the direction you want to go." At that stage of my life I was sleeping upside down in closets, you know, things you did back then before you knew it was bad for ya. So I pointed upward. The next 36 hours felt like an eternity. I traversed the canyons of different dimensions, until I was trapped. I was at a crossroads in the devils lair. I reaches out to the voice I said "I don't wanna see this no more, I wanted to go to heaven, not hell." The voice replied, "you pointed downward idiot you were upside down in your closet."

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