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Edited by JediAndroid:
2/25/2015 2:11:37 AM
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*picks up by throat*
I wouldn't, buddy
*stares into eyes and watches as you disintegrate*
I'll clean up the mess...
*brushes ashes into a jar*
English
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*Molecules reassemble* *Puts Hidden Blade in neck and gives Chelsea smile* *looks into your eyes* [spoiler]I can and I will....[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Begins devouring guts*[/spoiler]
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Haha, foolish human. Im a robot, dont have guts. *picks you up and punts you out of the bar*
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*Plunges hand into robot chest and rips out motherboard* [spoiler]Then I'Il eat this...[/spoiler]
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N7! Stop! I know I'm your murder friend, but I can't let you do this! *Opens jacket, reveals throwing knives.* I don't want to do this...
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I'm sorry old friend... [spoiler]*Puts Hidden blade in neck*[/spoiler]
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*grabs hidden blade in neck, pulls out. Plunges into yours. Drops to floor holding neck* *gasps* I'm sorry... *crawls out of bar*
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*Pulls blade out* *Grabs legs and drags into plants* I'm sorry.... [spoiler]*Screaming heard*[/spoiler]
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*armor plated chest fractures all the bones in your hand* Ha, nice try. *drags by broken hand into decorative plants* *horrible screaming is heard throughout the bar* *comes out of plants* It is finished
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*Drags back into plants* *Multiple mechanic tools are heard* *Walks out of plants wearing robot armor and carrying your disembodied head in one hand and your eye in another*
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*turns back on while dismembered* Hey
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{•-•}... [spoiler]Hi[/spoiler]
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*re-assembles* Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to continue spy- I mean drinking away my "sorrows". *walks over to bar*
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What did I read?
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*Holds up androids head* Head says, Stuff that happens everyday here.
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Tone it down
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I can see lol
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Common stuff around here
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