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2/24/2015 6:37:20 AM
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You -blam!-ing fgt
* pokes hole into glass of the now top of cup *
* siphons out all the wine with magic *
* flips over glass *
* handcuffs you *
* throws on ground and begins to kick in stomach *
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I is sorry! *Pukes up blood* Please... Before you kick me again... Let me say this. It was juice in the cup, not wine. *Pokes out tongue*
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Ik i confused you with another guy * kicks jaw and breaks * * begins to cut off skin *
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*Trys to escape*
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* your failed attempt makes spikes stab your skin from the handcuffs that scrape at your bone causing more pain *
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*Gives up on escaping* I is sorry! Do you forgive meh? *Puts puppy dog face on*
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* kicks in face * no * cuts off pinky *
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*Dies slowly from blood loss* Eehhhh... I'm so hungry. *Sees chopped off pinky on ground* I'm so hungry. *Eats pinky*
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* revives with magic * YOU DONT DIE UNTIL I SAY SO * forces a steak up your ass *
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*Tries to poo steak out*
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* steak doesnt come out * * begins to cut off your left ear *
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*Dies again*
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* revives again * * continues to cut off skin of left arm *
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*Dies once again*
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This was friendly service? *pumps shotgun* I'm in da right place :3
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Anything I can do to make up for this juice accident? *Pulls out 2 oranges from pants* Maybe I could make some juice?
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