I take no credit for this joke but I find it very funny.... There was a man who worked at the grocery store. One day, a lady came into the store. The lady aproached him and asked," do you know where the broccoli is?" The man said to her," I'm sorry ma'am. We are all out of broccoli." The lady walks away. So the man goes back to stacking and unpacking. The lady comes back again and says," I need broccoli, where is the broccoli?" The man, slightly annoyed, says," I already told you there is no broccoli we are all out." The lady walks away and the man goes back to his job stacking and unpacking. The lady walks back a third time inquiring about broccoli. The man is now annoyed and says, " Just humor me ms. Spell cat as in catastrophic." "C-A-T." She said. " Now could you spell dog as in dogmatic." "D-O-G." She said. " Now could you spell f*** as in broccoli." "There is no f*** in broccoli!" " That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!!!!!"