You heathens and your false gods.
There can be only one!
[spoiler]Hail Arkvoodle, Lord of the Sacred Crotch![/spoiler]
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Arkvoodle is a descendent of Kratos. He will not outlast the immortals.[spoiler]you sir have great taste in video games[/spoiler]
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Perhaps. But none of your "immortals" will ever be so...well endowed. [spoiler]*lenny*[/spoiler] [spoiler]Why thank you sir. I thought about using an elder scrolls reference, but decided on something with a little more class.[/spoiler]
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Have you seen Aphrodite!? Her tits are HUGE! [spoiler]everybody is making the Talos reference now. It's nice to see some originality [/spoiler]
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Do you have photographic proof? I will need to... study them. Strictly for uh... research purposes. Yeah let's go with that. [spoiler]Talos is for the weak.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ban me for this ninjas [/spoiler]
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O_O [spoiler]I just got rekt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]no ban for u[/spoiler]
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M8 I'm a master at reking[spoiler]i rekt the ninjas with dis one [/spoiler]