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Edited by Proto_Type17: 3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!

The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going! Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!

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  • Edited by o0DELTA FORCE0o: 2/21/2015 8:16:00 AM
    Its pretty late so my brain is not working but this is all I got atleast for now. Your momma is so fat she makes up the nine. Your momma is so ugly Rahool won't screw her. Your momma is so dumb she spent hours in the raids trying to find the cheese. Ehh not my best work ever it tells me its time for bed lol.

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