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Edited by UltimateCuttlefishLord:
2/18/2015 3:20:50 AM
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*Rides in on a flying unicorn-manatee hybrid* Heyo! Haven't been in in a while. Things have certainly changed on my end *gestures to manatee-unicorn thing*. Can I get a rootbeer float if you have them?
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That looks delicious.... *Spears animal and cooks it*
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aww... *magically conjures up an army of 10,000 manatee-unicorns* Me is happy now!
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MORE FOOD!
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Flee my army!!!!! *All fly away at the speed of sound, breaking the barrier, and shattering our ear drums*
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*Opens a Hell Portal in front of all of them, then goes to Hell and eats them* NOMNOMNOM!
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*raises the now delivitized manatee-unicorn army from hell with the power of Melkor and wields thunder with the power of his sword* Go my army!!! ATTACK!!!!! Oh, and can i get an ale please?
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*Slaughters the entire legion*
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[spoiler]*Sees all kinds of crap going on* Hey uh , could you reinforce my door to my room?[/spoiler]
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*looks up with blood dripping from mouth* K.
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Ehh... Thanks... [spoiler]Robber keeps biting my arm off. Would you like to de man him? Or do I need to? [/spoiler]
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I'll do it.
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Great. [spoiler]I'm gonna try to get sleep sleep now. Have a good night[/spoiler]
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No, we don't have them... [spoiler]Jk[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Slides over float*[/spoiler]
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Lel! Thanks. You know, you should get a flying manatee-unicorn hybrid too. They're a really great way to travel. Saves money on gas as well.
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I run wherever I gotta go [spoiler]I'ma cyborg...[/spoiler]
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Interesting. Well, I'm due at the chocolate basketball socks factory. Better be going. *flies out on manatee-unicorn*
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Bye...
