The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so fat, she makes Phogoth feel positively svelte. Yo momma so fat, Fallen Ketches have to calculate her gravitational pull into their equations for space flight around earth. Yo momma so fat, when she bowls she uses THE TRAVELER. Yo momma so fat, Crota has to roll her in husk flakes and look for the wet spot.