Why did the boy drop his icecream?
[spoiler]he got hit by a truck.[/spoiler]
Why was the plumber sad?
[spoiler]his family died.[/spoiler]
What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
[spoiler]the holocaust[/spoiler]
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies
[spoiler]"my wife has terminal cancer[/spoiler]
Why can't the T-rex clap?
[spoiler]they're extinct[/spoiler]
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