Ok, let's do a point by point comparison [u]story[/u] - toss-up. By midweek I've read all my magazines, so.... definitely a tie. [U]grind[/u] - unless you ate a block of cheese the night before, toilet moves a lot smoother, and you are almost certainly guaranteed a reward after your fight with the boss (though if it's purple I'd recommend seeing a doctor). Toilet wins [u]co-op[/u] - look, I don't want to know how you co-op a toilet. Really. Destiny. [u]dlc[/u] - I guess this boils down to the difference between The Dark Below or The Dark Above (a/k/a a Cleveland Steamer). Both cost extra and both involve getting shit on. Let's call that a tie. [u]visual[/u] - ok, I need to break out the paintbrush, so for now, Destiny. But I don't think it's a coincidence that toilets and Dinklebot both only come in white. So the answer? I don't care, but the toilet invoices a more satisfying experience.