Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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	That's because the dog is cheating on us with the wind.
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	And then they have the gall to shit on the couch.
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	Somebody is sleeping outside tonight lol
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	Literally in the doghouse