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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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1 ReplyAlmost all of the VoG armour has creepy descriptions: Prime zealot helm - "Forged from the cores of the henzen vex, if you feel a sense of revelation remove immediately and inject anti-theogens." Prime zealot greaves - "There is very little risk these will become permanently attached to your body." Gloves of the Henzen lords - "Capable gauntlets, extremely effective. I only have one piece of advice, never touch a living vex." Cuirass of the Hezen Lords - "Slept in the armor last night. Woke to feel my heart stuttering to the pattern of an unknown signal."
