RNGesus V.S actual Jesus. One is up for debate for whether he exists and one is a VERY real bastard that is driving us one step closer to suicide.
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Jesus can cure the sick, raise the dead, open the gates of heaven, make blind see, and raise himself from the dead. So he would win like Smaug said.
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I feel like RNGesus is way too much of an asshole to lose to anybody so I must respectfully disagree.
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Jesus