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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Edited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 2/4/2015 1:38:24 AM
    A scientist is trying to send a few books from one spot to the next. As he places a few books he notices that they aren't reappearing. He slowly discovers that the machine only sends things back in time. As he throws a science textbook into the machine he noticed the world around him changed. And society had improved. He proceeds to throw several more science textbooks and other knowledge filled literature into the machine until he arrives in a futuristic city of wonder. There's no pollution, no war or violence, everyone is peaceful and lives in harmony. The man wonders what else he can throw in. He picks up his last book without reading the title and throws it into the machine. When he does, the world reverts to normal. The book is spat back out and he notices the title on the book [spoiler][b][i][u]The Holy Bible[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]InB5ReligiousShitstorm[/spoiler]

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