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2/11/2015 1:25:32 AM
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*Walks in and flashes badge*
Detective Jizz, I'm following a case of the disappearance of a certain "ImNotLoud". Reports say he walked in here yesterday and never walked back out. Witness accounts also say a man was screaming "DIE DESTICLE!" around this time.
Any Information?
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*Badge flashes induce seizure* [spoiler]*Falls to ground*[/spoiler]
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*Casually lights a cigarette and waits for seizure to end*
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*Unconscious*
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*Slaps until you are conscious* So about this man I am looking for, you know what happened to him?
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Can you not smack him around?
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Fletch, you gotta work on that response time. Just saying.
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Never!
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(•--•) He left...
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I see... While I'm here could I get some rum and a cheeseburger if you have it?
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*Slides over drink and cooks burger* [spoiler]*Serves food*[/spoiler]
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*Lifts up bun and notices something peculiar about the meat* This isn't [i]desticle[/i] meat now is it?
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That's disgusting. No
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Edited by OPsUsedJizzRag: 2/11/2015 2:44:51 AMHmm, alright *Looks at counter top and notices words scratched into it. It says [i]"Save me Gjallarhorn[/i]"* I see you deal with these [i]things[/i] on a regular basis?
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I wish you luck my friend *Tips fedora and walks out*
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* sees walking out and quietly hides "imnotlouds" head *
