There you are, sitting in a room eating some cheese puffs. You start to hear this noise. It pierces your ears driving you to the point of insanity. It isn't so much the noise that drives you insane, but rather it is the fact that you don't know where it is coming from. It's like a mosquito flying around you in the dark. You hear it, but can't see it. "What is it?", you ask.
It's a cricket. Yes. It's that cricket that is chirping away in the silence of your mind.
So Flood, my question is this, how do you locate this creature of mayhem?
Tell me. I live to know the answer to this question.
Bonus question:
Upon locating this cricket, what do you choose to do with it?
I need your almighty knowledge of the cricket hunt.
EDIT: You people and your necro bumps. Stahp. Oh well, since you bumped it, I might as well continue it.
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Simply put cheese puffs in your lap and wait for the cricket to come investigate. With your sudden blindness your hearing will heighten and you will notice when a cheese puff is messed with. You will then promptly grab the cricket and quickly realise that you made a very bad mistake when you hear the odd crunch.