Tell me your most embarrassing or funny tale of how you said something that you immediately regretted, whether because a certain person heard you or it sounded better in your head.
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My friend and I were chilling after a long summer vacation, and he asked me what I was up to, and me, as a joke, said "dude, I've been watching a shitload of midget porn." AS A JOKE And his father heard me. Gr8 first impression, if I do say so myself.