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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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I love this thread. Chuck Norris invited himself to Bungie to test Destiny. He beat the game so badly, that the only parts to survive were those he considered unworthy of his attention. Thus Destiny was forged...
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Chuck Norris was the only one who made SmoggyPluto break a sweat
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Chuck Norris hawkmoon has wolf pack rounds and he double wields them, and he plays on pc
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6 RepliesChuck Norris hacked the Cabal Command Center with a AA battery, a paperclip, and a piece of tape. Chuck Norris cleanses darkness with a clorox wipe. Chuck Norris found a relic, and uses it as a hat when it rains. Chuck Norris met The Stranger once, and said "Your not entirely interesting." Chuck Norris walked into a bar...The bar needed revived. Chuck Norris told Shaxx, "Stand up and fight!" Chuck Norris uses the original Vex Mythoclast in the Crucible. Chuck Norris's secretary is Atheon. Chuck Norris's ghost held an entire brigade of fallen off, nearly 1,500 fallen, with a door. Chuck Norris threw his ghost once, it got an unidentified fallen house, and a legion of cabal killed before the first wave of reinforcements could arrive. Chuck Norris took a nerf gun into a crucible match. Afterward, the enemy team went to the forums demanding more dart tag vests. Rahool went on vacation when he heard Chuck Norris was coming. Chuck Norris got a "sum of all tears" medal in rumble when he picked up a nail on Blind Watch. Chuck Norris took a grenade from his belt, it killed 15 enemies and 1 raid boss... Then he pulled the pin.
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3 RepliesEdited by GurneyHalleck00: 3/30/2015 7:49:33 PMDeath once had a Near Chuck Norris experience.................................
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If Chuck Norris is in the Gorgon's maze they show him the way...
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It wasn't the darkness that took the down the traveler, if you get what I mean
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Edited by FabledGuardian: 4/4/2015 6:34:13 AMChuck Norris paid Bungie to make Destiny for his own humor
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During the holidays, playstation network was down and Chuck Norris was unable to get on. This event is now known as "the collapse"
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Chuck Norris can empty a super good advice magazine in 5 seconds when shooting at a wall
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1 ReplyDinklebot says "A cell from the prison of elders" at a normal volume for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris laughs at Minotaurs cause they sound like walruses
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When you approach the fallen guardian, the hive scream "we've woken chuck norris"
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1 ReplyChuck Norris gives Destiny error code weseal
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Your spoiler!!!!
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Crota is the son of oryx Oryx is the son of Chuck Norris
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"That Wizard came from the moon" because Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick while there.
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1 ReplyEdited by Joker_Karasu: 4/2/2015 6:30:10 PMChuck Norris chews relic iron and spits out radiant shards Chuck Norris once shot himself with thorn to see what it felt like, after 3 days of agonizing pain Thorn died and became the gun we know today. Chuck Norris once built a robot out of some scrap metal he found on the floor and kicked it into life. That robot became the very first Exo. Exos have since avoided Chuck Norris for fear that he may kick them again. Because Chuck Norris gives life and he can take it away....with his feet.
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Edited by Void Genome Bby: 4/2/2015 10:48:39 PMChuck Norris has all 9 subclasses unlocked Chuck Norris soloed The Arena Raid Chuck Norris got vex mythoclast from crota and crux from Atheon....on normal Chuck Norris stole gjallarhorn from xur in the beta Chuck Norris took down crotas shield with the sword Oryx was supposed to be the crotas end hard mode boss....too bad Chuck Norris killed him making Bungie forced to use crota as the boss
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Before chuck Norris met the traveler it was called the sitter
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1 ReplyChuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Chuck Norris awoken the hive he put them back to sleep
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3 RepliesChuck Norris owns a Hawkmoon [spoiler]Chuck Norris plays on XBOX[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a ghost to open the doors, he just rips them out of the walls
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When the Gorgons see Chuck Norris, they erase themselves from time to avoid Chuck Norris' gaze.
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3 Replieschuck norris is so tough that when he shaved his beard underneath it was another fist
