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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris' Gjallarhorn won't get nerfed. Also necro-bump
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2 RepliesI was in a bunker with Chuck Norris in Iraq and he ran like a girl... so there
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The stranger had time to explain to chuck norris
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Every engram Chuck brings to the Cryptarch turns into an Exotic
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Once a year on a child's birthday, Chuck Norris throws the child into the sun after carrying him all the way to Mercury's Lighthouse.
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Chuck Norris has time to explain...
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Edited by UnboundRelyks: 6/12/2015 7:25:01 PMWhen Chuck Norris melees Crota, Crota gets the message "Contacting Destiny Servers."
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3 RepliesChuck norris doesn't blink, he just pulls the world closer to him.
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The traveller is one of Chuck Norris's balls. Chuck Norris doesn't have a K/D, he just has a K.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris completed the 'Postmortem' bounty without dying.
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Edited by Kilerdrake: 8/18/2015 5:45:20 AMChuck Norris didn't just beat XYLAR. He wore his ass as a hat. Chuck Norris is so strong, his nose hair killed valus taur'uc. Chuck Norris doesn't spawn in an area. The area spawns for Chuck Norris. Atheon cheese was actually guardians channeling their inner Chuck Norris. When smoggy Pluto met Chuck Norris, his name became soogy poopoo. [spoiler]that smoggy Pluto one was shit lol[/spoiler] Chuck Norris instantly slaughtered Oryx by staring down his ass hat. A noob told Chuck Norris "git gud scrub". Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard it made the Queen wet. Paul McCartney misspelt Chuck Norris, He then became the Traveler in fear of his mere sweat!
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10 RepliesIf crota kills one of Chuck Norris's fireteam members, the oversoul comes, apologizes to Chuck Norris, and sends crota to his room.
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2 RepliesGjallerhorn hopes that one day it will get Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a super, that's his normal. Chuck Norris has one hit kills with the "point" emote. Chuck Norris doesn't aim at you, aiming implies a chance of missing, Chuck Norris kills at you.
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Osiris attempted to go flawless to earn a trip to Chuck Norris.
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5 RepliesChuck Norris chases thrall through the Abyss. ..
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Randal the vandal once said he could defeat Chuck Norris... he was never seen again. Chuck Norris ALWAYS deals bonus damage to Fallen Shanks. Chuck Norris defeated Crota once. On a boat. In the atlantic ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a sparrow link because a sparrow is too slow
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4 RepliesChuck Norris once banged Omnigul...she still screams
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Edited by Hollywood_USMC: 7/20/2015 8:39:15 PMChuck Norris has a Crota carpet in his room, Crota isn't dead, he is just afraid to move! When the queen and Petra lost there virginity, Chuck Norris went out and got it back for them.
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When chuck norris does the 28 poe matchmaking, no other players are found because matchmaking is afraid of disappointing chuck norris.
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8 RepliesEdited by TiCk ToCk317: 4/4/2015 6:48:23 AMChuck Norris doesn't tea bag in the crucible after his kills. Chuck Norris potato-sacks them. When Chuck Norris melee'd Crota... Crota received a message saying "Contacting Destiny Servers". Chuck Norris doesn't lag in Destiny. The human eye just can't keep up with him.
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Not jokes, facts. Chuck Norris just simply stares at Crota to down him. Chuck Norris has yet to play an entire Trials or IB match simply because everyone forfeits in the first five seconds. Chuck Norris's Thorn, Icebreaker, and all other ones are not getting nerfed, in fact tripled.
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4 RepliesSmoggyPluto made Chuck Norris his bitch.
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Vex travel through time just to see Chuck Norris Chuck Norris summoned crota then crota sees him and destroys the pillars and disappears only saying one word... [spoiler]nope...[/spoiler] When Chuck Norris plays trials against lagswitchers they die instantly by him just looking at them... During crucible both teams wait until Chuck Norris can get heavy ammo Chuck Norris doesn't need a heavy ammo synthesis RNG automatically restores his heavy ammo and apologizes to him for taking too long
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Chuck Norris bought vanilla destiny then threw a dollar at the screen and turned into TTK collectors edition a year before it came out
