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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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-blam!- this thread you should listen to the Gilbert Gottfried audio cover of sherk is love
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God damnit Obama.
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Destiny. Nuff said
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2 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo
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When I get in fights and start losing horribly, I defecate. That usually show ems.
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Why is there hair on a pussy? [spoiler]to hide the hook[/spoiler]
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Edited by Cope715: 2/2/2015 5:57:23 PMDo you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?[spoiler]if no, you ruined it and should feel bad[/spoiler][spoiler]if yes, then he called yesterday he wanted me to say hi[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? [spoiler]Because there's 20 of them[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAll the seven dwarves were in a bath together (yuck) and they were all feeling happy :) but then happy got up and left, so they all started to feel grumpy.
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1 ReplyAnime
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Joke one - christians Joke two - women and their "rights".
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Women's rights
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Gender pronouns/identities on Tumble.
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I would, but I have beliefs about it causing my first ban
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So ther was this guy (ayy lmao for chicks tbh) and he was macking secks with this chick (lmao ayy) <]:{-|-< Random Mexican And then "use the force harry" - Gandalf in the Tardis
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OP's life
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7 RepliesEdited by jj1042: 1/25/2015 4:47:55 PMSo, there are 3 brothers walking along a beach. They find a lamp. It is a genie lamp. The genie says he will grant them each one wish. And the first brother says: "I wish for -insert nice thing here.-" And the second brother says: "I wish for double of anything my third brother gets." And then the third brother says: "I wish for you to beat me [b][u]exactly[/u][/b] halfway to death."
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Yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a motercycle!!!! Yo mamas so stupid she brought Cheerios to the Super Bowl and the fat lady brought the spoon!!!!
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Roses r red, violets r blue.. [spoiler]bend over bitch!!![/spoiler]
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Your mom [spoiler]yeah *pulls back arm in satisfaction*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYo mamma is so fat that when she went on vacation in Japan everyone said: Oh no it's Godzilla!!!!
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No it's a secret
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[i] [/i]
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite time? [spoiler]when the big hand is over the little hand[/spoiler] What do you call four black guys in a car?(no racism intended) [spoiler]tinted windows[/spoiler]
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My life
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1 ReplyObama care!
