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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Managed to have a good laugh, Brilliant guys - Good job
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An Arab, and Englishman and a Pole walk into a bar. What did the Englishan say to the Pole? [spoiler]nothing because the Arab blew them both up[/spoiler]
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If you rāpe a prostitute, is it rāpe or shoplifting?
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What's raoul moat's favourite movie [spoiler]Face Off[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesThe Thalmors argument against the worship of talos
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what the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with implants. [spoiler]ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean[/spoiler]
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Edited by Liddall: 5/10/2015 9:30:37 PM
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What's the difference between a bullet and a new? The bullet leaves the chamber.
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1 Replypeodophile sees a little boy walking down the street by himself so he pulls up next to him in his panel van and says to the kid "hey sonny, i'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van" the kid replies "give me the whole bag and i'll come in your mouth"
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4 RepliesI like my women like I like my wine, 13 years old and locked in the basement.
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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? [spoiler]see you next month[/spoiler] Have you've heard of the new German oven? It has ten seats inside
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1 ReplyEdited by Manly Meat Lump: 5/5/2015 12:07:22 PMWhats meant to fly but cant? [spoiler]A helicopter with Downs syndrome.[/spoiler] Whats better than winning the Special Olympics? [spoiler]Not being retarded.[/spoiler] Why do black people only have nightmares? [spoiler]because the last one who had a dream got shot.[/spoiler]
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How do you fit four gay men on one stool? Turn the stool upside down. How do you get them off? Shake the stool.
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1 ReplyA young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room. "Daddy," she says, "a strange man did something bad to me at the park today." The father, suddenly very attentive, turns to face his daughter. "Oh, god... okay, sweetie, you need to understand that it absolutely wasn't your fault, and you will not get in trouble for telling me about it. Can you explain what happened?" "Well," the girl begins, "I was playing in the sand, when the man came up to me and told me to come with him behind a tree." "Oh, god," mutters the father. "Then what?" "Then he pulled down his pants and showed me his thing." "Oh, god!" the father exclaims. "What happened next?" "Then," the girl continues, "he pulled up my dress and touched me on my underwear." "Oh, god!" shouts the father. "Sweetie, what happened after that?" The girl answers with a shrug. "Nothing. That was it." "Well, make something up! I haven't finished yet!"
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Yo mama so fat she made memory foam forget!
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu!
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1 ReplyMy life
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
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a man's wife tells him to make her hurt with two fingers. So the man pokes her in the eyes
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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? [spoiler]Kinky just uses a feather, perverted uses the whole bird[/spoiler] Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get away from the pervert[/spoiler]
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MissMadGirl's [spoiler]Mom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
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1 ReplySo this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
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1 ReplyHow many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]obviously not 3 because my basement is still dark[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhy was it so hard for Anne Frank to write her Journal?[spoiler]Because of the concentration[/spoiler]
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Gay marriage.
