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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Op woke up and looked in a mirror
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[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Woman's rights
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Did you hear about the kidnaping? Don't worry he woke up
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and says, "One for here, and one for the road"
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2 RepliesWhy did they bury the fireman behind the hill?
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How do you know you're in Mexico? [spoiler]youre missing your watch[/spoiler] What's the difference between pie and meat? [spoiler]ask Brazil [/spoiler] [spoiler]for people that don't get the Brazil one, their was a scam where serial killers were making their victims into pie.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesAmerica
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1 ReplyDestiny has a storyline.
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2 RepliesIn gonna get hate for this one. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? [u][/u] [spoiler]trick question [/spoiler] [spoiler]feminists can't change anything. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGlen miller was on a plane and didnt know it was going to crash...Whats the last thing that went through glen millers mind? [spoiler]the propeller![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMost of the time I go to my room, lie down on my bed, look up at the stars and wonder, where the f@ck is the roof!!
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12 RepliesNot my best, but the only one I can think of right now: So there were 4 men flying in a plane over the ocean and it went down (must have been a Malaysia Airlines flight). Luckily they crashed near an island and they swam ashore. As the 4 men were recovering on the beach a war party of the island's natives came upon them carrying spears and bows. The natives told the men "Do as we say and we won't kill you. Now each of you go into the jungle and bring us some fruit." The task was easy enough so the 4 men went into the jungle. Soon the first man came out carrying an apple. He gave it to the natives and they told him, "Stick that whole fruit into your ass and we'll let you live in our village and marry one of our women, fail and we'll cut off your head." Left with no choice the first man tried to stick the apple up his ass, but he couldn't do it so they chopped off his head. After a short while the second man emerged carrying a banana, The natives told him the same thing, but try as he might he couldn't get the last bit of stem up his ass so they chopped off his head. At last the third man came out of the jungle carrying just a handful of berries. He was told to stick them up his ass too, so he sat down and started popping them in one at a time. He had only one more to go when suddenly he laughed and all the berries came flying out of his ass, leading the natives to chop off his head. Now in the afterlife the 3 dead men reunite and one of them asks the third man, "You almost made it. You had just one more berry to put up your ass, why did you laugh?" and the third man replied: "I saw Jerry walk out of the jungle carrying a -blam!-ing pineapple."
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1 ReplyCarlos has 300 candy bars. He eats 295 of them. What does Carlos have now? [spoiler]he has diabetes. Carlos has diabetes[/spoiler]
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Why did Sauron fail at conquering Middle Earth? [spoiler]Because he used [i]Saurong[/i] war tactics[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI'm an expert at knock knock jokes Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family was killed in a car accident
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1 ReplyA pirate walks into a bar with the wheel of a ship stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender says "Damn, that looks uncomfortable." The pirate says "Arrr, it's driving me nuts."
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1 ReplyWhy did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dumb guy's house. Knock Knock. Who's there? [spoiler]The chicken.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by tman12ghostrider: 3/4/2015 5:04:48 PMWhat do you call a dog with no legs? [spoiler]It doesn't matter. He isn't coming.[/spoiler]
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http://imgur.com/23yoHSB
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Equality.
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4 RepliesEdited by Ghost of Sparta: 5/14/2015 9:09:17 PMWhy did Hitler kill himself? [spoiler] He saw his gas bill [/spoiler]
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Ayy lmao
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ALLAHU AKBAR!
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Edited by U6757109: 5/14/2015 8:08:43 PM-blam!-
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3 Replies"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" "allauh akhbar, sweetie"
