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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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I once got an up-throw on a spacie, the [i]rest[/i] is history.
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This thread. [spoiler]don't kill meh[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls dont[/spoiler]
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why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]to get to the idiots house.[/spoiler] knock knock... the chicken
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2 RepliesMy life
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14 RepliesEdited by PJcxdoesgamez: 6/19/2015 1:50:45 AMHey guys, an honest question, what would you rate a plane crashing into two towers that look exactly the same? I don't know about you, but I'd give it a 9/11. I wonder why they were so unhappy afterward. Probably cause they ordered peperoni and only got plane. Now that I think about it, I don't approve of 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong. What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? [spoiler]I would give a shit if my computer crashed.[/spoiler] Who is the best Jewish cook? [spoiler]Adolf Hitler[/spoiler] How much math can a black person do at max? [spoiler]depends on how many years they spend in prison[/spoiler] What did the white cop say to the judge after a black man was found dead next to a police car? [spoiler]worst case of suicide I've ever seen[/spoiler] Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? [spoiler]because everytime she counts to 69 she gets a frog in her throat[/spoiler] How do you embarass a male archeologist? [spoiler]give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from[/spoiler] Plz no ban.
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3 RepliesWhy did Sally fall off the swing? Because she got shot
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How many canadians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? 15. 1 to screw it out, 14 to chip it out of the ice.
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1 ReplyWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get to the other side! [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe kids at sandyhook thought they were gonna read books. [spoiler]instead they saw magazines [/spoiler]
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Why do titans eyes hurt so much,cuts they can't blink
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2 RepliesEdited by Lord Headass: 6/21/2015 5:28:44 AMWhy is hitler not good with cookouts? [spoiler]He always burns the franks[/spoiler] no ban plz
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3 RepliesI violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and slapped the ninja that tried to meet me.
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Sorry in advance if its kinda racist What do you say to a jewish that stinks [spoiler]taking a shower has never killed anybody[/spoiler]
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Man went to the store, spade.
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3 RepliesI masturbated over my ex girlfriend last night, I know it's wrong and I shouldn't do it, but she's a deep sleeper and I still have a key to her place.
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Kid:I'm hungry Dad: Hi hungry! :) Kid: Dad I'm not joking Dad: But I thought your name was hungry? Kid: F you
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What kind of pants does Mario wear?[spoiler]denim denim denim...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesRoses r red, yoda is green, my light saber needs 2 hands if u know wut I mean... ; )
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, intrigued, asked were he got it. "Africa", replies the parrot.
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Edited by Dabosaurous: 6/22/2015 11:10:02 PMA feminist is much like a perma boner.................................................... [spoiler]the best way to get rid of it is to beat it's brains in[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees. Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
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7 RepliesYou wanna hear a ghallarhorn joke? Oh wait you wont get it! :P
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7 RepliesA man walks into a bar and orders a drink. His alcoholism is destroying his family.
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8 Replies*knock knock* Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Exactly
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It's not called kidnapping,its called [i]surprise adoption[/i]
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]just one, but the light bulb has to want to change[/spoiler]
