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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Why did Sally fall off the swings? [spoiler]Because she doesn't have any arms[/spoiler]
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I peed my pants
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My love life
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Lindsay Lohan
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What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? [spoiler]we're gonna have a BB![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyKNOCK KNOCK....[spoiler]TICKLE MY PICKLE [/spoiler]
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Not something I said, nor a joke, but possibly one of the best comebacks/insults I've ever heard... What is a Templar Grandmaster doing so far away from his people? I'd rather not say. And I'd rather not cut your lips off and feed them to you.
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I'm popular here and all the women love me. A -blam!-ing riot, right?
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3 RepliesWhat's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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Why did obama win the presidency twice? [spoiler]Kenyans usually win long races[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer the other day I don't know what he laced them with but iv been tripping all day I made a belt out of watches it was a waist of time Me: after all the shit they've been through I can believe they're still together Gf: who Me: my ass cheeks I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it Me: dad I have just showered, how do I smell? Dad: through your nose
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I'd tell you a joke about Ghallahorn, but you'd never get it.
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1 ReplyA floodians social life.
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19 RepliesA blind man walks into a fish store and says "hello ladies"
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1 ReplyWhat's a fake noodle? [spoiler]an IMpasta! HahahahahahahahHahahahahHahaha *shoots self in the head*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Darkarrow: 5/6/2015 5:54:30 AMWhat's the difference between a four year old and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a 53rd story window.
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.
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What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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2 Replieswhats better than saturday? [spoiler]oranges[/spoiler]
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I like my women how I like my scotch. [spoiler]12 years old and mixed with coke[/spoiler]
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3 Replies3 girls on a plane. Blond, Burnett, red head. [b]Red Head[/b] throws an Apple out the plane and jumps after it, when she lands she sees a boy crying and asks; [u]Little boy why are you crying?[/u] boy's response; I was walking and an Apple hit my head. [b]Brunette [/b] throws an Apple out the plane and jumps after it, when she lands she sees a boy crying and asks; [u]Little boy why are you crying?[/u] boy's response; I was walking and an Apple hit my head. [b]blond[/b] throws an bomb out the plane and jumps after it, when she lands she sees a boy laughing, and she asks [u]little boy why are you laughing?[/u] boys response; [b]I Farted and my school blew up [/b] :D
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1 ReplyI bought these new shoes from my drug dealer, but I keep trippin'. I don't know what they're laced with.
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So 3 guys are walking through a jungle when they get caught in a trap. A couple hours pass and a tribe comes one tribe member asks "Death or bonga bonga" the guy replies "I don't want to die" so he chooses bonga bonga they take him out and ass -blam!- him then free then they ask the second guy "death or bonga bonga" he chooses bonga bonga not wanting to die then the third guy is asked "death or bonga bonga" he replies " I'd rather die then get ass -blam!-" so he chooses death they reply by saying " Death by bonga bonga[spoiler]Friend told me this [/spoiler]
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Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike. Because someone threw a washing machine at him.
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Your life ohhhhh snap........sorry I'll just leave now
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I once got an up-throw on a spacie, the [i]rest[/i] is history.
