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Edited by Revenant:
1/17/2015 5:18:41 PM
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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
This isn't easy for me to say but I have to be true to the person I KNOW I am inside. No matter what the world sees on the outside.
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful.
I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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2 Replies[b] [/b]
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10/10 would fly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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About as fake as Sandyhook.
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Ok Apache,I'll bump this for you Apache!
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Bump for equal rights
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So does this guy.
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Is mayonnaise a sexuality?
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Oh god... I fly those things...
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I am an Badger
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I sexually identify as a Wampa
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Apachesaur.
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I think it's great
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This is amazing
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YOU DIRTY HELOS ARE GONNA BURN IN HELL... Naw man whatever helps you bust a nut is kewl
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1 ReplyWe'll bang, ok?
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damn youre one sexy apache. would take for a spin/10
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Do you prefer bunker busters or warheads? [spoiler]*wink*[/spoiler]
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So you steal some one else's post because you are not creative. Okay
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I am sexually identify as a 240z
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1 ReplyGood because the government is bees
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2 RepliesWow you actually stole someone else's post. gg
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1 Reply[quote]*mutes*[/quote]
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This is the craziest thing I've read today, which is quite an achievement.
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1 ReplySTOP OPPRESSING MY IDEOLOGICAL OPPRESSED VIEWS OPPRESSED
