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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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1 Reply[b]Symptoms[/b] You have suddenly increased levels of SwAg, all your poo is now dank kush and da bitchez flock to you. You also have significantly increased amount of haters. [b]Cure[/b] There is no cure, it's a gift.
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5 RepliesEdward Kenway Syndrome -Your nipples are now magnetized, so now you can stick refrigerator magnets to them -For males your dick and testicles shrivel off and are then replaced with [b]4[/b] balls and [b]7[/b] dicks. (Pen0r can grow up to 1 mile) -For females you have the undesirable need to shout, "[b]I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE![/b]" and charge at people with staplers. -Spontainious combustion
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DarkButterMagic Disorder Sounds so stupid it makes you stupid. Symptoms: -Your IQ lowers -You begin to get lazier -You spend more time on forums -You reply to shīt posts like this on the forums -You decide to make a horrible username -You finally realize you have Darkbuttermagic Disorder -Suicide inevitable
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[b]Symptoms:[/b] Patients diagnosed with Guardian disorder tend to believe they are in Destitardland, or have hallucinations of what they call "awakening the hive." Other symptoms include random dancing, schizophrenia, asking others to "join their fireteam", thinking Halo 5 will actually be a good game, and other miscellaneous cognitive issues. [b]Treatment:[/b] Stop playing Destiny. Don't buy Halo 5 until Halo: MCC is fixed. Get rid of that damned Ghost toy that came with your $500 version of the game you bought on eBay when you learned they sold out in the first 12 hours.
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Your are stuck in a plane forever tied up in strings, basically you're more -blam!-ed than Malaysia Airlines
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Obviously get rect or death }:)
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Edited by Crimson_Law4110: 1/22/2015 4:46:27 AMChronically bleed from your nipples. Severe Halitosis(Bad breath) Sleep walking while impersonating a cop. Noncomunicable. Non Fatal, if bleeding is controlled. Usually lasts les that 20 hours. Cure: no known cure. People in warmer climates show more severe symptoms. Over weight patients also show more severe symptoms
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1 ReplyMakes you uncontrollably undermine authority through free thought and debate... sound like it should be an epidemic.
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bazinga!
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Makes you become a demon, no cure other than death, and the patient 0 is a dragon, they it's spread through saliva and can only spread to 2 people per host, the demons all look similar to me, pale skinny but able to kick your arse and fly around
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I can't think of one...
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GenesisNynja is a parasite. [b]Syptoms:[/b] GN(GenesisNynja) is a small arachnid parasite that lives just under the muscle layer. It feeds on muscle tissue, which causes aches and swelling. GN crawls up to the skin layer to excrete it's waste, which contains a substance that causes cell cohesion breakdown. As a result, gaping wounds open up as the skin 'melts' off the affected area. These wounds will bleed profusely until all the waste is flushed out by the blood, and the wound will begin to heal. [b]Treatment:[/b] GN should be taken care of immediately, as the wounds can become infected and cause serious health issues. Unfortunately, the only way to treat GN is full-body chemotherapy.
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1 ReplySelf explanatory [spoiler]RNG picked my name[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesU know mine
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2 RepliesNeed I say anything?...
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How would mine work? Turn you into a cocaine dealer and bad ass?
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You obviously aren't a panda, and you're relatively well mannered unless someone touches your balls unannounced. You can treat it with booze and women.
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Doctor of 11 Causes an urge to kill Time Lords (Even if not real) and punch 11 doctors, except the 2 old ones. Cure: Watch anime, Anime is anti-whovian.
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People have the urge to pull off the best Clutch in CoD ever. The Cure: Sunlight
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Tfw my irl name is actually a disease that my grandfather got
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you win any war on the forums
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Master Rahoolitis Subjects with Master Rahoolitis are prone to give low quality gifts after the promise of a high quality gifts. The only cure is death.
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1 ReplyEdited by MeGa Mysterious: 1/19/2015 2:51:33 AMQuiggles McGee: a mental disorder in which one believes the government is bees (which it is) and will go to great lengths to prove it. Such as posting multiple time on an online forum Cure: N/A Cause: N/A
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Lord Shaxx: Incurable, causes people to go mad with a fever to fail in the Crucible
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2 RepliesRNGesus syndrome. Makes you extremely lucky with the RNG drops
