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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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>Be me walking through hallway >Crowded, lots of people talking >Hears a senior say "I finger the shit out of her after school everyday" >Fokkin wot?!
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1 Reply"This is a project that you can't do in one night" Challenge accepted bitch!
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A random dude came up to me when i was picking up my tuba in middle school, He said Check yourself before you shrek youself.[spoiler]Wise words if u ask me.[/spoiler]
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12 Replies7th grade we were taking astronomy and someone says "the sun revolves around the planets" :/
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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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1 ReplyTeacher: If you're in Antarctica and you get hungry, there are plenty of penguins around *joke* Idiot: I thought Penguins were extinct
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Wow. Anyway, my friend always bugging me about exam. He always saying he will beat me in english. Well, he always lose.
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3 RepliesReply for later plz
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1 Reply"Woodrow Wilson was the leader of Germany right?"
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Happened today. Kid: the people who caused 9/11 caused world war 2 right? Me: im leaving this class.
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12 RepliesA friend of mine heard a girl ask " what's a holocaust?"
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Last year of a-levels, right before our chemistry exam, girl puts her hand up with all seriousness and genuinely asks: "Miss! Whats a metal?" I almost died
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Girl beside me- "how do you spell silver?" Girl in front of me "S-I-V-E-R, yep siver" Me- face desk. Rest of class- uhm Teacher- uhm Someone else- "That's not how you spell silver." Girl in front of me. "Ohhhhh"
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Edited by Thaddeus Hamlet: 10/3/2015 2:19:50 PMWalking through the high school halls. "I'm such a nerd, I actually like Lord of the Rings."
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Freshman Year - Teacher asked what fuels the desire to live/exist? Back Row - "YOLO!" Sophomore Year - Principal gave a speech on Patriotism in America: "What is it called in other countries?" *Junior Year was surprisingly good* Senior Year - In the locker room after football practice (the cheerleaders were in theirs, a very thin wall was between the two rooms): "When can we bang the cheer squad?" (Guy had a condom in his hand for "laughs", with the Coach coming in the room after hearing him - Poor bastard was chased out into the field, hadn't even finished getting dressed... and the cheerleaders laughed as they saw him running)
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1 ReplyStudent :what's a bolder At the time was in 8th grade
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In french class first day of school this kid asks " do you speak french?" In my mind i was like " no, she speaks -blam!-ing Japanese"
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Me: You have to captalize your sentences. Stupid Person: How? Theres no autocorrect. Me: *Slams my head so many*
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Friend - when's the test? Me - today dumba$$ Friend - ok I'll study now (picks up test) Friend - when did I take these notes? They don't have any of the answers on them! Teacher - shut up! Me - (facedesk and leave class and come back because I need an A on the test)
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Skool will prepaer u 4 lief Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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"Europe is cool"
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9 RepliesIn 7th grade Social studies class learning about stuff Girl raises hand and ask the teacher "What's the U.K?
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28 RepliesSomeone said that red hood would lose to green arrow. Let's look at the facts here. Green arrow: Stupid outfit No body armor Shoots arrows Can't do a flip in the air Can't hold on to a ledge of a building for more than 10 seconds. Red hood: Tactical visor Dual automatic handguns Has protection CAN do a full flip over someone Once put together an entire militia.
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This happened last week, during my senior year. A student was tasked with leading the school in the Pledge of Allegiance over the announcement system. She couldn't make it past the first line. The worst part was that she made it farther than a few people in my class.
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1 ReplyA girl in primary school asked the teacher how to spell G.P.S
