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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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6 RepliesI have a few thing that I heard. (no particular order) #1Why was it called the war 1812? #2 can I smoke in here? #3 teacher asks what rule 34 is #4 Teacher hears me mention "Lemon party" asks me not to party with lemons as it could be hazardous to my health. #5 professor recently had us to wright about a topic of our choosing. Latter ask me to stay after class, she's holding my 3 page essay on "my observation on females" starts rant about how offensive it is. I tell her you just proved everything I wrote down. Gets mad and fails me. (Note I got really off topic hope you have a laugh out of it though)
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2 RepliesThere was a rumor going around one of the highschools that a girl took a hotdog to school and tried to masturbate with it and it broke inside her and she had to go to a doctor to get it removed.
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5 RepliesIn 8th grade this one girl said "so if your in Antartica are you upside down?" Me: *facepalm*
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"Why don't we just live on Mars if it's only a few hours away?" Just...no
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Girl: how do you spell dumb? Guy: D.U.M.B Girl: that spells dumbee!
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There was this girl in my Sophomore Biology class, sweet girl; but about as sharp as a bag of hammers. We were talking about respiration and by the end of the lecture she stood up and said, "That all makes sense but why am I breathing?" The teacher, who was my favorite through high school looked at her in disbelief and said dead seriously, "I have no idea."
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1 Reply"Lambs are born?" Hahahah "In spring time? When's that?" After winter when all the flowers grow and come out. "Flowers grow? Your funny." She gave the best head ever! Got to love school trips to France.
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"Does patrick really live under a rock
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When I ask my friend a question like "does 11 times 11 equal 121" and he'll be like "Noooo, it's Patrick"
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5 RepliesThird grade badasses looking up curse words in the dictionary.
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3 RepliesEdited by ADK197285: 12/10/2014 11:16:41 PMFriend: Alaska's a country Me: It's a state, I would know I was born there (true story) Friend: (triumphantly) Than how come you speak English?
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3 Replies"Your dad -blam!-ed your mom!" - that one kid telling off that other kid in 7th grade
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2 RepliesLearning about water (year 12, don't know the american equivalent) -The water molecules have hydrogen bonds and so are attracted strongly and form a tetrahedral arrangement when frozen. One guy asks "is that why it's see through?"
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3 RepliesWhat's the difference between the army and navy??? 8th grade Also: YOU IS STUPID,Who Is you,who is you talking too! And other ghetto crap
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8th grade a girl thought Africa was in Europe
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Dumbest thing? "Learn cursive"
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Teacher: the capital of the United States is Washington D.C. Student: what does the"D.C" stand for? Teacher: District of Columbia. Student: why is the United States capital in Columbia. Isn't that in south America? Me/Teacher : facepalm
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1 ReplyI heard that people were pulling out calculators to figure out 10x1. This is high school mind you.
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"100 years ago? I thought World War One was 10 years ago?" In my history class, today, I'm not even joking
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1 Reply2008, I was told Hillary Clinton would make us have school on Saturdays
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4 Replies"What's a vowel" in 8th grade
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1 ReplyWe started a geography unit in G9 last year. These two gems came from the same girl; Wait, Iceland isn't part of Canada? (We ARE Canadian BTW) Hang on, isn't Europe a country?
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" I can wear leggings whenever I want to!"
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6 RepliesA few months ago our middle school German teacher did the dumbest thing ever. She said this a minute before a test we were about to have "Because the class before did really bad on the easy questions on the test, you guys will have harder questions to answer." Who says that?!
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6 RepliesMy spanish teacher said that nothing actually was happening in ferguson it was all fake film and it was all a government conspiracy to aggravate citizens and give the government reasons to control people even more
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Bruh Yeet Ebola (repetition is not key here) Yolo Swag Aaaaaand that's all I can think of on the spot
