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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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3 RepliesThere's this kid at our school who is a major DOUCHEBAG we think he's retarded to here are a few things he's said "The sun isn't the center of space earth is" "Your balls don't drop during puberty" "No sperm is made in the penis the balls are just the weak-spot just like boobs are for girls" "Tan is a race" What also sucks he gets a F on every test the teachers don't want to deal with him so he doesn't get held back either he had to go to the old middle school which is kinda like the special ed/attention place the other thing is he's what we call "to plump to jump" he can't to jumping jacks jump rope or sit ups so in P.E we have to do the workout multiple times because of him
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1 Reply"Fire must be hot because for something to catch on fire it has to be really hot first!"
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2 RepliesI have one source for all my stupid needs, which are none. One boy in my class thinks that Austria and Australia are the same place. The same idiots believes he was in the Vietnam war and calls every class he's in a prison. I lose a brain cell every time he opens his mouth.
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"Europe is a country right?" "Who cares about learning" "IM GONNA STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR FACE" [spoiler]the pedophile at our school who rides me and my friends bus actually does it [/spoiler] "When I grow up I want to be a male stripper" One day on the bus we hit a sharp turn this girl falls onto his lap and he goes "that's gonna cost 20 dollars" Clash of Clans clan talk A kid accused of the clan leader gemming and he responds at least I didn't spend all my money on male prostitutes and he responds "actually there called gelatins" we have a teacher in this clan and he says "I'm the best gelatin"
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That USA does not stand for United States Of America.
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"We should be able to do drugs while in school"
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1 Reply"I have a five star IQ"
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I don't remember but my college teacher didn't know people could have different eye colors
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"Don't wear contacts and go near stoves (in the kitchen), it will melt." "How many bucks is 1 dollar"
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"Doesn't the sun revolve around the Earth?"
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"I know vampires don't exist but werewolves are real..." - some girl reading twilight Swear. To. God.....
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5 RepliesAdvanced warfare is a good game
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The sun is the center of the universe She's dead now
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7 RepliesI've got three. "If the Yahtzees were so bad, why is there a game named after them?" "You guys are stupid! You can't be born in a building." "Wait, so you can be Canadian AND Mormon?"
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Edited by Laxmidi: 12/22/2014 6:07:10 AM"Who is Osama bin laden?"
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5 RepliesSomebody was asked what 1 + 1 equals and she said 1.
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"No, God made all this!"
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1 Reply"Principal in assembly": its not the cleaners job to clean
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When they pleaded for mercy.
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Senior year. "I'm not voting for Obama this next term." This was when Obama was elected for his second term.
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Pangea is real.
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Edited by FLGibsonIII: 12/22/2014 4:04:46 AM"How do you spell cheese" "Taco is spelled toco right?" "What time does the clock say"(can't read a clock apparently) Johnny bravo predicted 9-11 Apparently on my teachers german trip with her german 4 students the students got drunk while being watched by another crazy chaperone and 2 kids tried to bring a gas mask and brass knuckles onto the plane after 9-11.
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Edited by BeautyInDarkness: 12/22/2014 3:27:43 AMSomebody in the seventh grade in history answered "west vagina" instead of "West Virginia" and all you could hear in the distance was me dropping to the floor in defect because at that point I was 500% done with everybody.
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1 ReplyIn health last year I graded an overly emotional, loud at the slightest press of a hair trigger, idiotic meathead's quiz which involved labeling the male genitalia. He labeled the scrotum as the vas deferens, the testes as the penis, and the epididymis as the anus. We literally had review minutes before that too. He failed with a 1/20. I couldn't have cringed harder that day.
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"There's only three continents, right?"
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Go to class
