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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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The fact that we have to take a state test and then we take another one so that the teacher can have early results and the two test complietly different state test what is the eqwater teacher test was is the surcumfrence of a source time pi to the 7 power
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2 RepliesIn social studies class (8th grade) Teacher: Michael, point to a county on the map and say its capital *points at Alaska Arkansas Me: in the hallway for laughing too hard
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5 Replies*In history, depth study on Vietnam* This kid is reading part of the text book and it said something about how the NVA/Vietcong would plant bombs on roads. The kid turns to me and starts asking how they made plant bombs
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Asked May I use the b-room? I don't know, can you? I was like brooooooooôöòóœøōõ So I thought of something, and I said Im preeety sure I can walk. Gave me the pass, threw a note to my friend before I left. It read... [quote]#r3kt[/quote]
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2 RepliesAlso, -wait so are ninjas from China? -no -So the samurai are from China right? -no
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2 RepliesWell, apparently 3 times 5 is thirty-five
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3 RepliesIn a matching section of a geometry test, with a word bank, a girl labeled a pentagon as a line segment.
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2 RepliesThis dumbass girl in my clas said:after school I'm gonna watch fifty grades of shey... Dafuq?
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3 Replies[i]"isn't Hitler from Australia?"[/i]
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I did my homework but I didn't know how to do some so my dad helped next day the teacher said "you haven't done the learning because your dad helped you so technically you haven't done the homework so go and do it again" I thought to myself you were supposed to teach me! You gave me the sheet with stuff on it you didn't teach us! *facepalm*
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Edited by dtrain (Timelost): 7/18/2015 1:34:39 PM"Chickens don't lay eggs!" "What were the names of the three ships Christopher Columbus sailed?" "Mayflower!"
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Sophomore year in college. Professor: "Now draw little peaks to represent the Rocky Mountains on the map." Girl in front me: *turns to girl next to her* "Wait, where are those?" Girl next to her: "I think theyre right here." *points to Iowa*
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2 RepliesSome stupid black kid said "isn't it weird that Dwayne Johnson and the Rock look the same I think they're twins separated at birth".
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1 ReplyFriend asks me and a bunch of other guys; "Isn't Halo and CoD the sane thing?"
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A chick said "Miami is in California" lmao
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1 ReplyThis is High School. A new teacher has arrived at my school from California. A girl whom I went to school with asked her how her trip from Africa was. The teacher, puzzled asked the girl if she knew where California was. The girl replied with "Isn't California in Africa with the lions and stuff?" And this is why I am truly feared for my generation.
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Here in America, we speak American. In Mexico they speak Mexican.
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1 Reply"Wait, Florida isn't a country? And /city I live in/ isn't a state?" She was in -blam!-ing 7th grade and is freakishly obsessed with Justin boober (She came to school crying when he was jailed)
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Someone said "Didn't George Washington invent the light bulb?". She earned the rocket scientist "award".
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I remember in elementary school this one girl got chosen for everything even though she was a generic white girl and had no clue what she was doing
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I heard a girl in my class saying China is located right below US, after telling my mom she only not changed school but state
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1 ReplyThe sky is blue cause of the oceans reflection. Climate change (or global warming) isn't real(or caused by us).
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4 RepliesDo you speak Mexican?
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4 RepliesMy 6th grade science teacher said narwhals don't exist that they are all photoshop
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1 ReplyIn Human Geography, we were talking about Tourists and why certain cities attract more than other cities. And out of nowhere, a girl who wasn't paying attention says "TEACHER!!! WAIT. WASN'T OSAMA A TOURIST?!". At this very moment, I gave up on humanity.
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1 Reply"Manual transmissions are much faster than any other transmission" "Trickle down economics doesn't work"
