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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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2 RepliesEdited by CaptainMandalore: 8/6/2015 1:04:07 AMIdiot kid -"Let's go break X out of her group home and take her to a party!" Me - "you realize she's in the group home because she has drug and alcohol problems that she's recovering from right?" Idiot kid - "yeah so? What's your point?" We were seniors and everyone involved was 18
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2 RepliesIn 8th grade "I'll trade you five bucks for that penny" Kid apperantly wanted it because it was shiny.
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Put that bomb away!
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11 RepliesMy friend be like: Teacher: Whats -7 minus -7? Friend: Negative 0
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1 Reply[quote]That people were making a rumor that I was being home schooled even though they see me at school[/quote][spoiler]TUMBLR reference [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Oxie: 7/1/2015 2:30:55 PMMe: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: *sigh* [b][i][u]May[/u][/i][/b] I use the bathroom? Teacher: No. Other kid: can I use the bathroom? Teacher: yes. .............bitch.............
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Some guy is asking a younger guy about sports (because he doesn't know anything) And asked, "What number is Lebron James?" I was walking by and whispered 21 to him and he said that as the answer.
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2 RepliesEdited by TheNobleMoo: 7/4/2015 3:24:29 PMA friend told me in eighth grade that emus were just devil offspring of ostriches, and that they didn't exist. edit: That same year, I heard two girls talking about Hawaii. One goes, "What even is it?" And the other says: "I don't know, some island in the west atlantic?" The first one then proceeds with: "Oh, like Japan?"
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What's 9+10?
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"Kobe Bryant scored a goal in the game last night"
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"Who's Michael Jordan?"
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7 RepliesMy name is Roald. Somehow, on the first day or if there's a sub, teachers call me Roland, every time...
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One time in class someone just said: "ooooh... Snif me boy"[spoiler]true story[/spoiler]
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Michael Phelps played football right? I then proceeded to do a 180 and never stopped walking.
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"Everyone is equal."
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1 ReplyYear 6 Talkin bout sicknesses n allergies Guy says, I'm allergic to onions, when i cut them my eyes hurt, *facepalm
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Not really a stupid thing but.... I'm in FFA, and ag teachers, the teachers who are in charge of FFA are unique. We were coming home from our state convention in corpus a few weeks ago, and my friend sends me a text saying one of our teachers saved the day. Apparently there was some sort of accident and there was a fire on the side of the road. He took a fire extinguisher and put it out.
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May name is Marc. English teacher, first day of school, pronounces it as " mars"
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1st grade teacher there is a bad word in that word grass he only saw ass
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"That's a bad word"
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I moved from New Hampshire to Arizona and some girl asked me if people actually lived in New Hampshire..
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Necrobump
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5 RepliesOk so I'm 9th grade but my history teacher teaches 9th and 10th. He always tells my class how dumb his 10th graders are. For example: Apparently there are 51 states (or 52 as the kids father had said) In the AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS the teachers Chinese exchange students have the best averages. He showed them a fake website that had all this information on Velcro farms. All of his sophomores believed it. (That one is my favorite)
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5 Replies'Are you adopted?' Now, 3 of my sisters went to the same school as me and they had the same teachers as me. They're naturally tanned, Brown hair, Brown eyes. I'm the total opposite. Every damn year we had to talk about ourselves and every year I had to tell I was an accident when my parent's were teens and yet teachers ask me if I was adopted -.-'
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5 RepliesChick in 8th grade home room- "Hey what's Obama's last name? Oh! Is it Barack?" Same chick a year later- "wait so if we have cameras in the school, does that mean there are camera's in America?" Same mother -blam!-ing chick, 3 days ago- "so is the U.S. a country? I don't know I'm really bad with countries" [spoiler]i shit you not[/spoiler]
