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Edited by Huunior: 11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?

Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school. In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?" *Facedesk* "Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?" This was Freshman Year.

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  • Hahahah *facedesk* you sir win 100 internets!

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  • Why did people have different morals back then? U fooking wot m8

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  • Be me 6th grade Mean private school Mean teachers Me: may I go to the bathroom? Teacher: no I don't care if you sit there and pee your self! Teacher walks to bathroom locks door Me: ok. *pissed all over the floor* got suspended dad gave me 20 bucks and a high five though and my mom sued the school

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    • Why is it called Ultraviolet? Why not ultrablue or somethin'? Violet is such a girly color. I bet the one invented that shit was gay or somethin', i hope he kills himself. [spoiler]in the [i]middle[/i] of the class. [b][i][u]in 6th grade[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]

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      • Give me all the natural numbers from 1 to 10, you "Uh... 6?"

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      • Boii if you don't give me that dick!! ~diverjoe66

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      • I'm a freshman in high school. My dumbass algebra teacher cannot form an understandable sentence which is explained, in part, by the fact that he's a southern sports coach. The other part is as follows: The first day of school, he sat at the front of the class preaching about how math is the only thing you will ever need in life. I have lost so much faith in the coach population it's not even funny anymore.

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        • Retard in my class was like... So about our reports I was wondering what he population of Antartica, Alaska was... -FACEDESK-

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        • Greatest day ever in health class. Girl asks "Why don't I get pregnant from sucking dick?"

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          • I remember this Hot chick in high school was making a power point on advertising and when she got to a slide that was titled Ad (as in advertisement) she pronounced it as A.D. Everyone cracked up so hard she started laughing herself and continued to pronounce it A.D. She realized after she was done that she was saying it wrong and turned super red. I know I've heard dumber shit but I always remember that for some odd reason [spoiler]<3[/spoiler]

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          • Here at [name], we provide a safe, healthy, discrimination-free learning environment.

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            • A bunch of kids said you were born 1 and I was basically the only one saying no you weren't, this was in some where around 1-4th grade

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              • Edited by DroppedEP: 8/25/2015 10:45:53 AM
                My sis told me about this: It was in class in 11th grade, a girl just randomly said "When I die, I want my casket to be sealed metal box and instead of getting buried in the ground, I want to be buried in the wall so that the maggots don't eat my body". *facepalm*

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              • Is Africa the capital of Mexico?

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              • "If we don't use the moon for anything, why don't we blow it up?" Really...

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                • Edited by Bomb Syria: 8/19/2015 2:46:50 PM
                  "Art will be useful for you in the future" My thoughts :Fu[b][/b]ck off you damn fascist "Art is about you and self expression" *proceeds to tell me I'm doing it wrong*

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                  • Girl in 7th grade received a piece of some new organic gum from a friend. When the teacher asked what she was eating she said (incredibly loud) [b]"it's ok! It's [u][i]orgasmic[/i][/u] gum!"[/b] Everyone wanted some orgasmic gum after that...

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                  • Teacher: mari what's 2+2 Her: 3 why?

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                  • 8th grade this kid goes is it a problem that my dick is so small I can't see it through my pubic hair

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                  • My favorite post of all.

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                  • >Be freshman year >In honors Literature class >Reading Romeo & Juliet >This one stupid -blam!-er asks "Why is the book longer than the play" >I go outside and proceed to slam every locker in the school on my neck

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                  • "Isnt alaska a country?"

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                  • Edited by DroppedEP: 8/25/2015 5:00:26 AM
                    This is a good post, too bad I remember little of the stupidity in high school.

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                  • Bonfires are a type of landform

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                  • Whats Australia?

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                  • Bump!

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